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VEGAS UNDER ATTACK!
Ramblings by Dr D
It’s all about the Neon, Man
…this weekend an estimated half a million ravenous souls will land upon these desert shores and attempt to devour our quiet little valley like it was a 99cent buffet. (see Nevada Club)
so.. what happens when the feasting has expired? when the hopes dreams and aspirations for sudden wealth have disappeared as well as your next mortgage payment?
what happens when the thrill is gone?
when you’re broke, busted and been sodomized on overpriced strip cockytails and have been virtually raped of your retirement savings from the holy roller odds at the roulette table?
what to do, what to do?
so watta ya say kids?
Are you now willing to forgo the big hotels, lavish casinos, seafood buffets, valet parking, Debbie Reynolds and seek the cheaper thrills out there?
and secondly…what the hell is this unusual set of cravings that has accelerated the flow of blood to my erroneous parts still operating at this ungodly hour?
” its part of you now “
so, come 2am…when most have been ridden hard and not ready to call it a day.. a serpent will arise and lead these forsaken lust-bunnies to the “glitter gulch”
where the neon bites into the very veins of Vegas and fills it with its colorless, odorless venom.
Where the beast is most brilliant.
so…the buzz is that our illustrious editor has been rumored to have went on a last minute trip…without leaving his bungalow..#awol so…in his place here is one of dds favorite Bukowski poems.. ~V~
roll the dice
if you’re gonna try
go all the way
otherwise dont get into it
if your gonna try
go all the way
this could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind
go all the way
it could mean not eating for 3 to 4 days
It could mean freezing to death on a park bench
it could mean jail alcoholism
it could mean derision, mockery
go all the way….
ReVisiting Labor Day
Editorial by Greg Siri
A satire for the serious lunatic, TOO HARD TO SWALLOW takes the listener along on one man’s journey to the darkest corners of the food, beverage, music industriy and it’s outlandish inherit social interactions… All viewed through the blood shot eyes, bitter taste and ringing ears of a disgruntled 40 year restauranteur.
NEW THIS MONTH
A very bitter taste… Restaurantics 101. Join the dynamic duo: Dominic & Irma on their quest to find the American Dream.
It’s time to revive a classic episode with sweet talking Paula Harris, as she shows off a great pair of lungs. The dr answers a timely question and we take a vivalasvegas moment with the Penguins of the Flame.
In this episode, the Dr seriously cares about a listener’s concerns. In a brief vintage moment, we get drunk with Carter, our curator of cocktails and last but not least kids, we do the Quaalude Shuffle.
And for the slow kids, make sure to listen in order!
Aries: Be as cocky as you want. Screw anyone else that stands in your way.
Taurus: Flair your nostrils and let some steam out. Run head on into obstacles full speed.
Gemini: Drink and party to your heart’s content. Got a lude?
Cancer: Don’t answer any questions directly. Just grin… it keeps everyone guessing.
Leo: Do everything in your power to keep the attention on you. After all, everyone likes you best anyway.
Virgo: No one else knows as much as you about anything. Feel free to announce this to those around you.
Libra: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless you are a Libra – no one compares to your reflection in the mirror.
Scorpio: Observe others closely so your judgement is accurate. Embezzlement is in your future.
Sagittarius: Don’t bother trying to curb your urges… enjoy multiple partners. You only live once!
Capricorn: Over analyze everything, then you can be sure to not miss the downside.
Aquarius: Take credit for all good ideas. This is the only way to get ahead.
Pisces: Base all decisions on emotion, that’s the way to true happiness.
If you were born this month… drag your ass out of bed and stop moping. Bet all your chips on the fight.